New address
94 Dale Street
Dedham MA 02026
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
So I am a party pooper..big deal
I had to work today at 8 am.
I get home at around 10:30 last night to discover strangers in my house.
A drunk roommate. Drunk friends. Young girls.
Very nice.
Did I mention I had to get up at 7 am.
Around 12 am, booty call shows up for girl #2. A co-worker of roommates and girl #1.
Loud music, loud voices.
My room is next to the living room.
Drunk. Did I mention Drunk.
2am...I hear vomiting...oh the sounds of things I will not miss...
So I lay in bed contemplating the next move.
a. If the vomiter passes out, does that give me the right to kick the three remaining drunk people out?
b. Have I been good roommate long enough to go out and ask them to be a little quieter?
c. Who is vomiting in the kitchen sink? I hear it. The vomiter. Apparently the bathroom is occupied.
I AM SO DONE.
about 20 minutes later I hear the door open and people exit.
TV still blaring music.
I get up. Shut off TV. Lock the doors which have been left unlocked...
Lay in bed wishing I could sleep.
Did I mention I have to work in the morning... I mean I could possibly get 4 hours of sleep.
Finally I start to drift off, I hear the vomiter return. I fall asleep. I have ceased caring at the point. I am tired.
Maybe I am just an old party pooper.
Vomiter gets bonus points for not spraying anything this time !!!
The house better be cleaned up when i get home.
I get home at around 10:30 last night to discover strangers in my house.
A drunk roommate. Drunk friends. Young girls.
Very nice.
Did I mention I had to get up at 7 am.
Around 12 am, booty call shows up for girl #2. A co-worker of roommates and girl #1.
Loud music, loud voices.
My room is next to the living room.
Drunk. Did I mention Drunk.
2am...I hear vomiting...oh the sounds of things I will not miss...
So I lay in bed contemplating the next move.
a. If the vomiter passes out, does that give me the right to kick the three remaining drunk people out?
b. Have I been good roommate long enough to go out and ask them to be a little quieter?
c. Who is vomiting in the kitchen sink? I hear it. The vomiter. Apparently the bathroom is occupied.
I AM SO DONE.
about 20 minutes later I hear the door open and people exit.
TV still blaring music.
I get up. Shut off TV. Lock the doors which have been left unlocked...
Lay in bed wishing I could sleep.
Did I mention I have to work in the morning... I mean I could possibly get 4 hours of sleep.
Finally I start to drift off, I hear the vomiter return. I fall asleep. I have ceased caring at the point. I am tired.
Maybe I am just an old party pooper.
Vomiter gets bonus points for not spraying anything this time !!!
The house better be cleaned up when i get home.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Most Awesome Gift EVER
So Nicole being as awesome as she is has outdone herself...
A few weeks ago she had mentioned being able to get tickets to a Pats game.
Of course I would love to go... Then I was asked if I had a team preference I said Steelers...then I texted her last night to ask her if she had heard yet since she has a friend who usually hooks them up...
Today she emails me this....
Michele,
Congrats! You are going to the Steelers game. I hope you don’t get killed by a beer. Actually I think Schmoop would fit right in with the crowd ready to chuck his bottle at a moment’s notice at someone’s head.
I did not get these tickets through xxxxx. I bought them as a thank you to you for the extraordinary care and love you show to Eli and an early Hanukah gift. The good news for you is we celebrate both holidays J.
You have two tickets. They are in section 110 around row 30-38. The tickets I really wanted only sold in a 4 pack. But these are only about 5-10 rows behind and I think great for watching the fanny of Mr. Light himself.
Dress warmly you are definitely OUTSIDE.
Party on Garth.
Nicole & Joey & Eli & Mai & TBD
How awesome is that?
I am very lucky and I know it.
A few weeks ago she had mentioned being able to get tickets to a Pats game.
Of course I would love to go... Then I was asked if I had a team preference I said Steelers...then I texted her last night to ask her if she had heard yet since she has a friend who usually hooks them up...
Today she emails me this....
Michele,
Congrats! You are going to the Steelers game. I hope you don’t get killed by a beer. Actually I think Schmoop would fit right in with the crowd ready to chuck his bottle at a moment’s notice at someone’s head.
I did not get these tickets through xxxxx. I bought them as a thank you to you for the extraordinary care and love you show to Eli and an early Hanukah gift. The good news for you is we celebrate both holidays J.
You have two tickets. They are in section 110 around row 30-38. The tickets I really wanted only sold in a 4 pack. But these are only about 5-10 rows behind and I think great for watching the fanny of Mr. Light himself.
Dress warmly you are definitely OUTSIDE.
Party on Garth.
Nicole & Joey & Eli & Mai & TBD
How awesome is that?
I am very lucky and I know it.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Seriously.
If one more person tells me I am too thin or skinny or need to eat or whatever I swear I will punch them in the face. I weigh 165 pounds. Since when is that too thin?
I eat.
I eat.
I am such a grown up.
I hired movers. This is the first time in my history of moving (which is quite extensive)that I hired movers. It was cheap enough I guess, and all I have to do is pack it up. Now if I can get someone else to move the TV it will be much cheaper. Maybe I can bribe Greg and Jed again with pizza. It did work once. But really I should just have the movers do it in their truck and pay for the extra guy.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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