Cue Bummbling Circus Music

I think I am probably the worst softball player on earth. I am the only person who can miss a ball, chase after it, step on it, roll, and send it flying again. I am a bumbling mess in the out field. And while this is happening add in a Ugghhh, OH, Ooooofff, and SORRY to the sound track. Seriously all I need is some clown music..