I just wanted to list the things I had learned today May 14th.
You can pull a muscle without actually doing anything.
My crushes gf is a hostess at the local bar, AND wears bad shoes.
If you don't have a heating pad, don't fret. A laptop can double as a heating pad.
The GF is cute.
Getting a contract stuck in the copier is really easy to do... when you leave a staple in.
That can lead to good things when said contact can help you out smart your high paid lawyers.
Amex out sources their customer service to India.
Buydig is probably the best online retailer I have ever dealt with.
And,
We have a long way to go before we win a softball game.
